Before you read any further I feel that I should make you aware that this post is about my first deer stalking experience and there are photos that some people may not like. Nothing too graphic, just a dead deer, which I appreciate could be upsetting to some.
So here we go……
It’s 3.30am on Saturday 23rd February and my Amazon Echo alarm is playing I, Alan Partidge. Not going to lie but I was unaware this was my default alarm sound and it gave me a fright but nonetheless, I was awake and about to embark on a 2.5hour drive from Edinburgh to Dumfries & Galloway for my first Deer Stalk.
As I said in a previous post, I had no idea what to expect but it was mainly a sense of nervous excitement. I arrived at 6.45am for a 7am start where I was met by my guide, Kris. A brief handshake and “good morning” took place and off we went on our quest to stalk deer.
Now before you berate me about hunting being cruel…blah blah blah, what you have to understand is that deer, as lovely as there are to look at, are considered pests. They destroy plantations and need to be culled in order to protect the new forests. It’s very simple really.

My guide takes me through some incredible terrain with stunning views but very little deer. In the space of a 3-4 hour stalk, we see the back end of two or three deer and that’s it. Was I disappointed? Not really because deer are wild animals and I am in their stomping ground. The weather also plays a part and sometimes deer just don’t want to show face.
As we began our journey back to base, I sat in the passenger seat of the truck when out of the corner of my eye I spot four deer. Their ability to hide is incredible because neither myself or my guide had spotted them seconds before. I excitedly remark to Kris that four deer were bouncing up the hillside to which he urgently replies “GET OUT”. Like an excited child, I bolt out of the truck, keeping a close eye on the deer and thankfully for me, they are still in sight. Kris passes me his rifle and asks if I can see them. As I focus through his Leica Optic, I can see the deer as clear as day and appear closer than they are. “TAKE THE SHOT” he says….and as I use the bipod to balance the rifle on the bonnet of his truck and I pull the trigger and bang…..
“Well Done” he says as as he shakes my hand and that was it, I had shot my first deer and what a thrill it was. He used his range finder to mark the spot 170yards on a hillside. I attempt to climb the hill as fast as I could but reality hit and the years I’ve spent sitting on my arse behind a computer came into full effect. As I puffed and wheezed up the hill, Kris had already inspected the animal for me and told me it was a good clean ethical kill.

As we made our way down the hillside, Kris carried out the gralloch or, as some people call it, ‘field dress’. The purpose of the gralloch is to remove the entrails in order to reduce the temperature of the carcass so that the meat does not spoil or become contaminated. It is here that you check for signs of disease in the animal and I’m glad to say my little Roe Doe had been living a good life.


With the gralloch done and dusted, we headed back to truck and drove back to base with my dinner sitting in the back. I sat there with a strange sense of pride and a feel of accomplishment because here I was: an office worker who was in less than peak fitness, out of his depth, doing something that was completely new and the day ended on a high note.
As I made the journey home I was eager to tell my wife, my parents…anyone who would listen but the only person who shared my excitement was my brother. I hung the carcass in my mates garage, ready for butchering. Normally the carcass would hang for a few days but with the weather being abnormally warm for February, I skinned it and broke the carcass down into the forequarters, saddle and hindquarters.
This was my first attempt at butchery but I think I did ok and my little Roe yielded 3.3kg of excellent eating, which I vacuum sealed for the freezer:

And there you have it, my first stalk.
As you can tell by the name of my blog and my Instagram page: @field_to_fork_food , this is all about sustainable wild food that has been shot/caught for the sole purpose of eating. There is an abundance of wildlife out there, some of which needs to be managed and the byproduct is then used to feed myself and my family for weeks and months to come.
I enjoy cooking, I’m also really enjoying the butchering process (I find it very relaxing) but my main goal now is to study for my DSC1 and eventually proceed to my level 2. I find it a fascinating skillset and what is more exciting than going out in the fresh outdoors and going on the ultimate extreme food shop.
I’m already booked in for my next stalk at the beginning of May and I cannot wait. Until then, I am in contact with local gamedealers who I have reached out for deer carcasses. Not only am I supporting and industry I am interested in but I’m preparing and eating the best free range meat that has lived a great life in a sustainable environment. No more shop bought ‘free range’ chickens for me.
On a side note, I’m a big fan of zero waste. All bones and scraps were kept aside for someone who feeds their dogs the BARF diet. The hide was disposed of but going forward I’m keen to learn how to tan my hides in order to make the best use of the deer.
Thanks for reading.
